KOET Synthetica Television Transcripts: Big American Party

25.10.06

[KOET Synthetica Television Transcripts]

oh no bear is driving.. how can that be?

At 08:25, Ontario Emperor said...: Obviously this is something that I missed when it first came out, kinda like...oh, pick any one: badgers, all your base, take your pick. This TV station is not trendy.

I enjoyed this when I read it.

What's your plot twist in, “George W. Bush: The Movie?”

Big American Party! Everybody disco dancing! Who is driving?! Oh my god bear is driving! HOW CAN THAT BE?!
At 08:38, Ontario Emperor said...: Some of the details are here. From a Wikipedia article on Clerks: the Animated Series" entitled "A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, but Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers."

"Bear is driving" internet phenomenon

An Internet phenomenon had originated from this episode. In the final scenes, the ending of the script was apparently "lost" overseas and the episode was finished by the South Korean animators, so the episode proceeds in a surreal fashion featuring many anime genre clichés and nonsensical events. After being chased out of a courtroom by riot police, Dante and Randal enter a car driven by a bear. Dante, in a badly dubbed voice, exclaims: "Who's driving? Oh my god, bear is driving, how can that be?". The Bear has been touted to appear in the movie predecessor to the animated series (Clerks: Sell Out) by Kevin Smith.